1 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:09,843 [music] 2 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:20,054 [clears throat] 3 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:40,708 -Don't even. -How'd you do that? 4 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:43,277 Grandma says it's a girl thing. And these snacks aren't for you, 5 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,879 they're for Hoards of Swords night. 6 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:49,583 Hoards of Swords? That show with all the knights and stuff? 7 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:53,053 It is I, Sir Dillingsdum! 8 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:55,289 Why are there so many swords? 9 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,559 There are hoards of swords! It's so lame. 10 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:00,861 Duh, that's why Bethany and I love it. 11 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:04,265 It's so lame it comes back around to being good. 12 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:05,366 If you say so. 13 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:06,600 [doorbell rings] 14 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,402 -That's Bethany. -Ooh, I'll get it! 15 00:01:08,502 --> 00:01:10,138 [screams] 16 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:16,310 Hey, Bethany. Here for Hoards of Swords? 17 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,811 I love that show. 18 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:21,249 It's so lame that it comes back around to being good. 19 00:01:21,349 --> 00:01:23,617 Am I right? 20 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:29,157 Hey, I heard on the announcements 21 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:32,226 that you won that big essay contest at school. 22 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:37,631 Congrats. Have I ever told you that I'm drawn to smart women? 23 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:40,401 -Leave Bethany alone, Dylan. -But-- 24 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,836 You can have snacks. 25 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,506 Deal. 26 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:47,775 Um, why aren't you dressed for Hoards of Swords? 27 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:49,677 I can't watch tonight. Something came up. 28 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,345 I'm just here for the history book I left. 29 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:57,285 Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine. Um, hey, Dylan. 30 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:59,720 -Yeah? -Hello. 31 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,789 Come help me look for Bethany's book in the kitchen. 32 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:04,258 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 33 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,268 Why are Bethany and I fighting? 34 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,870 What are you talking about? I didn't see any fighting. 35 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:19,207 There have been 71 episodes of Hoards of Swords. 36 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,209 And Bethany and I haven't missed a single one. 37 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:22,843 If she's bailing, she must be mad at me. 38 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:24,612 But I don't know why! 39 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:27,481 -Why don't you just ask her? -Smart. 40 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:30,918 -That's ridiculous. -Yeah, ridiculous. 41 00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:33,354 If I ask her, it'll just blow up into a big thing. 42 00:02:33,454 --> 00:02:36,590 I need to play it cool until I figure out why she's upset. 43 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:39,527 Seems easier to just be up front. 44 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:41,495 You clearly know nothing about women. 45 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,831 Clearly. 46 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:47,668 [sighs] 47 00:02:49,303 --> 00:02:52,072 So... Here's your book. 48 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,875 Yep, that's it. 49 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:58,246 Awkward. 50 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,881 Man, she thinks I don't understand women, 51 00:03:00,981 --> 00:03:05,419 I can fix this, watch. I'm a master negotiator. 52 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:08,021 Look, Bethany, Rebecca thinks you're mad at her 53 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,790 -and wants to know why. -Dylan! 54 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:12,626 Well, Rebecca's right. I am mad. And she should know why. 55 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:15,128 Well, that's not fair. If you just told me what I did I ca-- 56 00:03:15,263 --> 00:03:16,864 -I shouldn't have to. -But-- 57 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,832 You know what? I have to go. I have science to study. 58 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,401 I thought it was history. 59 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:23,504 No, that's what we are, history. 60 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:26,073 Ooh. 61 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:29,910 [door slams] Thanks a lot, Dylan! 62 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:34,515 Rebecca? 63 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:38,286 [door slams] 64 00:03:38,352 --> 00:03:40,954 Uh, what's with all the door slamming? 65 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,391 Dylan tried to fix things with Rebecca and Bethany. 66 00:03:43,491 --> 00:03:46,527 He's a master negotiator. 67 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:48,296 Well, son, don't worry. 68 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:50,598 Understanding women comes with age. 69 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,300 Ain't that right, baby? 70 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:58,306 [laughing] 71 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,542 I'm gonna check on Rebecca. 72 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:03,377 -Any snacks? -Absolutely. 73 00:04:03,477 --> 00:04:04,612 [music] 74 00:04:05,946 --> 00:04:07,515 * From the Chi down in ATL Family living well * 75 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,417 * Uncle Myles ain't understand my style * 76 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:10,784 * Had to show and tell 77 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,453 * Auntie Yaz said I'm good at math * 78 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:13,754 * I should never fail 79 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,088 * And cousin Becca She a steppa * 80 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:17,391 * Charlie rollin' with the kid 81 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:18,826 * Yeah, ah (WHO?) 82 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,394 * You gonna love Young Dylan 83 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:21,995 * Yeah, ah (WHO?) 84 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,431 * Who gonna love Young Dylan 85 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:24,932 * Yeah, ah (WHO?) 86 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:26,166 * Who gonna love Young Dylan 87 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:27,801 * Yeah, ah (WHO?) 88 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:28,969 * You gonna love Young Dylan 89 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,838 * Yeah, ah (WHO?) 90 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,406 * Who gonna love Young Dylan 91 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,007 * (You gonna love Young Dylan) Yeah, ah (WHO?) * 92 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,576 * You gonna love Young Dylan 93 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:40,013 [music] 94 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,649 Hey, do we have any nut packs left? 95 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:43,484 -Top shelf. -Yeah. 96 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:45,619 Oh hey, let me give you a hand with that. 97 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:48,221 I got it. 98 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:53,160 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Wait one minute. 99 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:58,499 Baby, when did our little man here get not so little? 100 00:04:58,599 --> 00:05:00,100 I guess I am a bit taller. 101 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,370 A bit taller? You get any taller, 102 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:04,372 we're gonna have to start raising the ceilings. 103 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,607 Your dad's right. Not about the ceilings, 104 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:09,943 but you have grown a lot. Maybe you should take on 105 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:12,580 some bigger responsibilities around here. 106 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:16,216 -You really think I'm ready? -Oh, absolutely. 107 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:18,185 And these bigger responsibilities, 108 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:21,088 do they come with a bigger allowance? 109 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:23,391 -Sounds pretty fair to me. -Me too. 110 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:26,093 -I'll make you a list. -Yes! 111 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:32,500 Watch out top shelves, I'm coming for you. 112 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:37,170 And you, and you, and especially you. 113 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:40,408 [laughing] You gotta love that kid. 114 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,710 Hey baby, have you seen Rebecca today? 115 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:44,545 How's she doing after her blow-up with Bethany? 116 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:48,315 Not so great. Those two were attached at the hip. 117 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:53,454 But she seems to have found a temporary replacement. 118 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:55,556 Which is when Anthony accidentally let it slip 119 00:05:55,656 --> 00:05:57,658 that he and Marisa got sodas at the movie theater 120 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,126 even though Anthony was there with Darla, 121 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:01,795 which is crazy because Marisa and Darla have-- 122 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,296 [knocking on wall] 123 00:06:03,431 --> 00:06:06,600 Hey, was there a knock at the door? 124 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,569 Bethany! 125 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:18,446 You gotta help me! Please, I'll do anything. 126 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:20,347 Come on. 127 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:24,452 -[Myles] What are you doing? -Dylan? 128 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,856 [clears throat] 129 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,458 Have you guys seen Dylan? 130 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:33,761 I bet he's dying to hear the end of my story. 131 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:36,229 Um, let me think. Um-- 132 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,999 -He--oh, oh. Check the garage. -The garage. Yeah. 133 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,701 Thanks. 134 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:43,837 He's such a good listener. 135 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:46,507 [laughing] 136 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:48,809 Get off of me! 137 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:53,013 -I owe you my life, Unc. -Okay. What is going on? 138 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:56,950 Rebecca has lost it. Ever since her big fight with Bethany, 139 00:06:57,050 --> 00:07:01,254 she's has been driving me nuts! She follows me around every day 140 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:04,558 talking gossip about things I know nothing about. 141 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:07,561 And she's sending me like, 200 texts a day. 142 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,730 [phone chimes] 143 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,500 Two hundred and one! 144 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:16,504 -That sounds bad. -It is! 145 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:19,640 Last night, I woke up and she was watching me sleep. 146 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,810 She was like this. 147 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:25,913 Then she was like, "I'm sorry. I was just checking 148 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:29,617 up on you because I don't wanna lose you like I lost Bethany." 149 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:33,053 Oooh. Yeah. Yikes. 150 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:36,924 She's having a hard time. It isn't easy losing a friend. 151 00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:40,694 -It'll work itself out soon. -I can't wait for soon. 152 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,997 I got rhymes to write. I've got deadlines! 153 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:48,235 I can't even record my music because of her sighing. 154 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:49,937 Her sighing? 155 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:55,943 All right. 156 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,980 Okay. Here we go. 157 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:06,654 [snapping fingers] 158 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:10,624 * This ain't a game to me ... [Rebecca sighs loudly] 159 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:16,730 Okay. Take two. [snapping fingers] 160 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:20,000 * This ain't a game -- [loud sigh] 161 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:26,473 [sighing] 162 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:30,143 Yeah, yeah. It does sound bad. 163 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,613 But you know, what can you do? 164 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:37,184 -Yeah, what can I do? -No. No, no, no, 165 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:39,019 that was rhetorical. Yep. 166 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,888 I definitely don't think you should do anything. 167 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:44,157 Yeah, you're right, Unc. I need to fix what I broke. 168 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,826 Yeah, that's not what I said. 169 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:48,295 And I already have the perfect plan. 170 00:08:48,395 --> 00:08:50,497 Dylan, no plan. Bad idea. 171 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:52,900 Yeah, this is definitely gonna work. 172 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,968 No, no. 173 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,704 [Rebecca sighing] 174 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:59,106 The sigh! She's coming! 175 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,674 Thanks for the help, Uncle Myles! 176 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:03,276 Dylan, no, no! Don't do any-- 177 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,978 Did I say do anything? Do anything? 178 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,681 -No, no. -I definitely said don't do-- 179 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:12,052 [door shuts] [sighs] 180 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,926 [sighs] 181 00:09:24,632 --> 00:09:26,767 [sighs] 182 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:30,638 [music] 183 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:33,741 [both sighing] 184 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,943 [music] 185 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:39,446 [humming] 186 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:42,415 Dude, will you stop dusting? 187 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:46,053 No can do. I have big responsibilities now. 188 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,921 It's a tall thing. 189 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,958 Well, can you at least take a break? I need help with my plan. 190 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:55,062 Hm, I'm pretty sure tall people take breaks. Sure. 191 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,664 What's your plan anyway? 192 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:59,299 So Rebecca and Bethany aren't talking to each other, 193 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,534 and Rebecca has been driving me nuts. 194 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,203 But I think if they just spent some time together, 195 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,038 they'd sort everything out. 196 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:08,408 But how are you gonna get them to spend time together? 197 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:11,011 With this. 198 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:12,946 Insta-Adhesive? 199 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:16,516 Only the strongest, fastest drying glue in the world. 200 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,652 See, I tricked Bethany into coming over. 201 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,721 And I'll distract her and Rebecca while you spray 202 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:23,523 their hands with this. And then, [claps] they'll be 203 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,126 stuck together until they're friends again. 204 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,928 Is this safe? 205 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:29,429 Oh, don't worry. 206 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:32,565 Just a little bit of this stuff and they'll come right unstuck. 207 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,135 Plus, it's organic. 208 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,603 [Bethany] Hello? 209 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,839 It's Bethany! Hide the glue! 210 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,944 Dylan, what's the level-five emergency? 211 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:47,715 Oh, hey Bethany. 212 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,917 That is a great question. 213 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:53,386 And one I would love to answer. 214 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,223 And um, so I will answer. 215 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,526 Uh, right now. 216 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:03,396 Maybe even the very next sentence. 217 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,398 Dylan, where have you-- 218 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:09,602 -Bethany? -Oh. Hi, Becca. 219 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:12,773 So... How are things? 220 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:16,944 You know, they're uh, thing-ing. 221 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:20,280 Things are thing-ing. That's funny. 222 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:21,514 Yeah, I guess. 223 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,083 You know, I was gonna call you. 224 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,019 Really? You were? Because I was totally gonna call you. 225 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,020 Really? 226 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,889 Yeah. I felt bad about what happened. 227 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,891 I felt bad, too. I wanted to just-- 228 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:34,027 [screaming] Charlie, no! 229 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,563 [music] 230 00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,766 What was that? 231 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,034 I had no idea! 232 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:44,137 You tried to trick me? I can't believe I almost forgave you. 233 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,238 What? No! 234 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,174 Look, I thought I just needed some time, 235 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,042 but clearly I was wrong. 236 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,510 I think this friendship is over. 237 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,380 No, I-- 238 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:57,317 Dylan! Charlie! Why would you do that? 239 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:01,321 -We just wanted to help. -Help me lose my best friend? 240 00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:02,923 We were just about to work things out 241 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,792 and now things are worse than ever! 242 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,360 And don't you know not to play with this? 243 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:14,534 Hm. Just think what would happen if you lost the stuff 244 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:16,536 to get you unstuck? 245 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:18,271 No! 246 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,241 No! 247 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,811 -Come on! -Oops! 248 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,813 Get her! Come on just-- 249 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:30,150 Hey, hey, hey. What's going on in here? 250 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,820 I should have never listened to you 251 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:35,555 when you told me to try to fix things! 252 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:36,656 What? 253 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:37,858 No, you're doing-- No. 254 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,827 You're doing it wrong! 255 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,962 [music] 256 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,530 I'm trying to get unstuck. 257 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:45,933 [music] 258 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,334 I think this is crazy, but I might 259 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,203 have made things worse between Rebecca and Bethany! 260 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,372 -Not crazy! -You definitely did. Yeah, yeah. 261 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:56,243 Okay. Okay, guys. Hey, hey, hey. Hold still. 262 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,745 On three, I'm gonna pull you guys apart. 263 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,948 Yeah. Hold still. Hold still. 264 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,715 One. Here we go. 265 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,952 Two. 266 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:07,620 Three. [cloth ripping] 267 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,422 My shirt! 268 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,925 And that's why you don't play with glue. 269 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,693 Yeah, but I need a new plan. 270 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,295 -No! -No! 271 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,865 You-you-you-- No, definitely not! Okay? 272 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,933 Stay out of it. After that little stunt, 273 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,602 Rebecca and Bethany are not gonna listen to you. 274 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:25,973 Yeah. They won't listen to me, 275 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:29,076 but I know someone who they will listen to. 276 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:30,477 No, Dylan. No, Dylan. 277 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,079 Thanks for the help again, Uncle Myles! 278 00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:35,115 Dylan, no more glue! 279 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:41,521 Hey, who dusted all the cobwebs I was gonna get to later? 280 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,091 I did. 281 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:47,460 Hm. All right. Well, I guess I'll just clean out the gutters. 282 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:51,631 It's already done. It's easy when you're tall. 283 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:53,633 Well, I fixed the leak in the bathroom sink. 284 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,469 I put batteries in that smoke detector that was beeping. 285 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,906 -I reorganized the pantry. I-- -Okay, okay. 286 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,674 Charlie, those are all my jobs. 287 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:04,444 Hey, with big tallness comes big responsibility. 288 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:07,680 You just relax and let me handle things, Pops. 289 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,083 Now, if you'll excuse me, this big guy has some 290 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,820 paint touch-ups to do... without using a step stool. 291 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,391 I don't use a step stool. 292 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,994 -What's that? -Uh, nothing. 293 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,529 Dylan's begging me to take him to the store. 294 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,630 We'll be right back. 295 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,199 -You good? -Yeah. Yeah. 296 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:29,669 Just have nothing to do. Charlie did all my chores. 297 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,304 I noticed. 298 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,473 Did you see the kitchen windows? 299 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,943 I've never seen them sparkle like that. 300 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,444 Okay now, I wouldn't say never. 301 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,946 I give them a pretty good sparkle. 302 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,348 Hm, not like this. They're so clean, 303 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:43,483 two birds have already flown into them. 304 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,286 [banging] Maybe three. Don't worry. 305 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:50,123 They're okay. Charlie's been taking care of them, too. 306 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:55,862 Hm. I'm just so proud of my boy! He's so good. 307 00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,266 Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. 308 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,405 You missed a spot. 309 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,717 Hey! 310 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:22,255 Rebecca! Charlie! 311 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,391 [music] 312 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:29,496 Anyway, so Stacy and Mack totally broke up yesterday. 313 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,832 It was wild. 314 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,671 Say something. 315 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,674 Ugh, talking to you is like talking to Dylan. 316 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,311 [Dylan] I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 317 00:15:44,911 --> 00:15:47,180 -Dylan, give me back my phone! -I'm sorry! 318 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,282 -Dylan, give it back! -Please don't hurt me! 319 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,552 -Dylan, give it back! -Okay! 320 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,323 -Wait! -What? 321 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:59,026 Please sit down. 322 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:02,029 Rebecca, sit please. 323 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:08,668 Look, I know you guys don't want to listen to me, 324 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:12,639 but there's someone else who wants to talk to you. 325 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,042 Both of you! 326 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:22,382 I said, there's someone else who wants to talk to you! 327 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:27,487 It is I, Sir Dillingbum of the Wykelian Kingdom 328 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,322 or something like that. 329 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:32,059 Oh my gosh! It's that knight from 330 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:36,829 that lame show you guys love, Hoards of Swords! 331 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,132 I know that's Charlie! 332 00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,968 I know not thee of this Charlie. 333 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:45,272 Though he does soundeth cool. 334 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,573 Dylan, what is this about? 335 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,309 You tell them, Sir Dilling-dude! 336 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:52,079 I'm here to talk to you about the greatest magic 337 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:54,914 in all the land... friendship. 338 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:58,951 What would a knight be without the friendship of his steed? 339 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:01,321 Still a knight. 340 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,990 Yeah, definitely still a knight. 341 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:08,961 Okay. Then wizards without the friendship of dragons. 342 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:11,431 Wizards and dragons are enemies in Hoards of Swords. 343 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:15,135 -Exactly. Wow, this is lame. -It's so lame. 344 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:17,870 It's not working. 345 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,607 I don't know. This is the most they've agreed with each other 346 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,243 ever since the fight started. 347 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,278 They're only agreeing that I'm lame. 348 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,946 Yeah. 349 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,982 So lame that you come back around to being good! 350 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:33,420 Just like their show! Okay, new plan, Charlie. 351 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,123 I need you to keep them making fun of you. 352 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,824 What? Why? 353 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,160 Because they're doing it together. 354 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,295 Oh. 355 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:46,933 Look, I need you to be lamer than you've ever been before. 356 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:49,702 Actually, just keep doing what you're doing. 357 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,840 What are friends? 358 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:57,944 Well, the F stands for, um... 359 00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:01,614 Friendship. And the R stands for-- 360 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:04,016 Really bad fitting armor. 361 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:08,788 Yeah, and what's the I? Insanely bad accent? 362 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:13,826 Well, certainly the E stands for-- 363 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,197 -Do you need help? -Yeah, one sec. Yeah. Let me-- 364 00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,399 One second here. 365 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:23,370 Almost there. One second, uh. 366 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,205 This is better than the episode where Sir Khooli 367 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,339 fell off his horse! 368 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,040 And right into that pile of mud! 369 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,742 [both laughing] 370 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,944 You're like, the only person who would get that reference. 371 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,013 You're like, the only person who'd make it. 372 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,618 I'm sorry, Bethany. I miss you so much. 373 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,853 I don't know what I did, but I'm so sorry I did it. 374 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:45,192 No. I should be apologizing. The reason I was mad was so dumb. 375 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,993 I was upset and I took it out on you. 376 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,228 Well, what was it? 377 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,198 Well, remember that essay contest I won at school? 378 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,666 Well, I made a post on it and literally everyone I know 379 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:57,470 commented except for you, my best friend. 380 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,306 Yeah because instead of commenting 381 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,807 I made a whole post on it. 382 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,410 -You did? -Here, look. 383 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,712 I wrote a whole thing about how proud I was of you. 384 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,215 I didn't see. 385 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,217 Aww. 386 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,752 Aww. 387 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,222 Aww! 388 00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,424 And I meant every word. 389 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:23,129 Promise to never let me get made over something so dumb again. 390 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,898 Hey, just as Sir Doofus was trying to say, 391 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,234 our friendship is bigger than that. 392 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:31,003 We'll always be friends, even when we're fighting. 393 00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,472 Thank goodness you're back. 394 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:36,776 Gossiping with Dylan is like gossiping with a plant. 395 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,979 Which I've never done. 396 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,814 I tried telling him about Stacy and Mack breaking up, 397 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,583 but he didn't get it at all. 398 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,585 Stacy and Mack broke up? 399 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,887 Oh, girl, we have so much to catch up on. 400 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:50,022 -It all started with a soda. -Are you for real? 401 00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:53,893 -I'm serious. It was crazy. -There's no way. 402 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,497 Nice job, dude! I told you we could fix things. 403 00:19:57,597 --> 00:19:59,131 We did? 404 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:03,002 Yeah. And adding all those goofy movements was the best. 405 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:06,906 And totally on purpose 'cause I'm Sir Dilling-- 406 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,311 [table breaking] 407 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,781 Uh, dude, are you okay? 408 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,050 Again, totally on purpose. 409 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,119 -Let me help you up, man. -Yeah. 410 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,524 [sighs] And you know Uncle Myles is gonna ground you 411 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,459 totally on purpose. 412 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:30,530 You better hope we got another one. 413 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:33,800 We don't have another one? 414 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,436 [music] 415 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,573 Charlie, I've been thinking about 416 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,710 all your new responsibilities. 417 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,678 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 418 00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:46,946 Yeah, I was thinking that you might have a 419 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,416 little too much on your plate. 420 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:52,985 And I need to take some of them back. Yeah. 421 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,956 So wait? You wanna take his chores back over? 422 00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:58,458 Why? 423 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:02,829 [laughs] What? No! No, I was just thinking that, you know, 424 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:06,032 I don't want Charlie to get too burnt out. 425 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,934 Yeah. 426 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,138 That's okay, Dad. I can handle them. 427 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:15,342 Besides, I like the extra allowance. 428 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:18,478 You want to keep my chores? I mean, the chores? 429 00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:22,148 Yep. 430 00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:23,916 Okay, let me level with you, Charlie. 431 00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,986 I miss my chores, okay? I miss them. 432 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:29,456 It was very rewarding and I felt like, hm, 433 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:31,358 I'm doing something great for the family. 434 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,526 So let me tell you something. How about this? 435 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:37,497 How about I keep the chores, you continue to get 436 00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:42,134 half the allowance bump, and we don't tell your mother? 437 00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:44,136 Hm. 438 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,541 -Deal. -Deal. All right. Yes. 439 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,277 That's what I'm talking about. 440 00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:57,249 Master negotiator. 441 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:02,389 [music] 442 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:06,559 [music] 443 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,153 [music] 444 00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:37,424 [music]